Tali'Thread vas Clan Zorah nar BSN 6.0

Well, now I can say with total honesty that a room of pretty women watched a small Indian man get deep in my ass.

(Colonoscopy)

Really, the worst part was not eating solid food yesterday, then not having a bidet. It would have been almost novel with a bidet. As it was, gave me time to polish off The Turner Diaries, which was an interesting bit of historical fiction. Never knew that was where "Day of the Rope" originated.

Related, but a major bugaboo; Conflating the quality of writing with the content.

Postby **Rune** » October 17th, 2018, 11:16 pm

Postby **TheodoricFriede** » October 18th, 2018, 12:32 am

Rune wrote:I've found most people are not interested.

Yeah well, no ones interested in my game recommendations either, but its at least worth a try.

Postby **Dragaros** » October 18th, 2018, 1:28 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMkkt5J4WW4

Postby **Dragaros** » October 18th, 2018, 1:28 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHBcVlqpvZ8

Postby **TheodoricFriede** » October 18th, 2018, 1:49 am

On the Ownership of Cats
By Theodoric of Friede,

Starring:

Cat 1 - Sieglinde of Catarina
Cat 2 - Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom THE Magnificent Bastard
Theo - Himself

For the full effect you are going to have to imagine Cat 1 sounding like Merrill, and Cat 2 sounding like Ringo Starr.
---
*Theo sits down to a perfectly prepared plate of Roast Chicken. Excitedly, he begins his meal when...*

Cat 1: Oh that does smell lovely, may I have some chicken?
Theo: Sieglinde, I just fed you.
Cat 1: But you didn't feed me chicken, and it does smell so good...
Theo: Ugh... Fine, fine.

*Theo proceeds to cut off a portion of chicken to give to Sieglinde when...*

Cat 2: Izzat chicken I smell? Don't suppose I could have some o' that?
Theo: For Christ sake Sir Roderick, you just ate!
Cat 2: ...But I didn't eat chicken...
Theo: Jesus, alright fine, here.

*Cutting off a second piece of chicken, Theo places the meat before the respective cats. He is about to eat only to notice one of the the cats staring forlornly at her meal.*

Cat 2: Much obliged!
Cat 1: Sigh...
Theo: What now?
Cat 1: You didn't cut it up for me! I might choke!
Theo: You're a cat! You have teeth like razor-blades!
Cat 1: SIIIIIIGH...
Theo: UUUGH!!

*Theo, his food getting cold, cuts of the chicken for the Felus Pestus. Plopping it in from of her, and finally beginning to eat, he notices the pitiful whimpering and whining of a mewling cat*

Theo: For crying out loud Sieglinde, what now?!
Cat 1: Well, I only eat white meat...

---

Based on true events.

Postby **Alienmorph** » October 18th, 2018, 6:29 am

Are those your cats' actual names? xD

Postby **TheodoricFriede** » October 18th, 2018, 6:54 am

Alienmorph wrote:Are those your cats' actual names? xD

Goddamned right they are.

Postby **Alienmorph** » October 18th, 2018, 7:37 am

Ahaha, I love it!

Postby **Dragaros** » October 18th, 2018, 10:04 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVRzx17WHVk

Postby **SciFlyBoy** » October 18th, 2018, 10:36 am

Vol wrote:Well, now I can say with total honesty that a room of pretty women watched a small Indian man get deep in my ass.

(Colonoscopy)

Really, the worst part was not eating solid food yesterday, then not having a bidet. It would have been almost novel with a bidet. As it was, gave me time to polish off The Turner Diaries, which was an interesting bit of historical fiction. Never knew that was where "Day of the Rope" originated.

Related, but a major bugaboo; Conflating the quality of writing with the content.

What flavor gunk did you choose to drink? I had orange, I still get nauseated if I think about it.

Postby **Vol** » October 18th, 2018, 1:57 pm

SciFlyBoy wrote:What flavor gunk did you choose to drink? I had orange, I still get nauseated if I think about it.

3 different gunks.

First was magnesium citrate, and it tasted good actually. Really intense lemon Jell-O flavor. Second was this mango powder mix, which tasted like mango, rotten butter, and Windex. Last one, the 4 AM "I feel like I'm dying" was fruit punch, and was sort of like fruity cum.

Postby **SciFlyBoy** » October 18th, 2018, 6:54 pm

Vol wrote:3 different gunks.

First was magnesium citrate, and it tasted good actually. Really intense lemon Jell-O flavor. Second was this mango powder mix, which tasted like mango, rotten butter, and Windex. Last one, the 4 AM "I feel like I'm dying" was fruit punch, and was sort of like fruity cum.

I had this gallon jug of NuLytely from the pharmacy. I came with an 'optional' flavor pack. Had to drink it all in the last 12 hours or so. I wanted that stuff out of me so badly.

Postby **Dragaros** » October 18th, 2018, 8:43 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp1z4UV9-4s

Postby **Dragaros** » October 18th, 2018, 8:43 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnDAYBTcpJ8

Postby **Dragaros** » October 18th, 2018, 8:43 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQJIVxzIUic

Postby **Dragaros** » October 18th, 2018, 8:44 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyVMFZPi_Qk

Postby **Dragaros** » October 18th, 2018, 8:44 pm

Postby **Dragaros** » October 18th, 2018, 8:44 pm

Postby **Dragaros** » October 18th, 2018, 8:45 pm

NASA NAMES ‘NEW’ GAMMA CONSTELLATIONS AFTER GODZILLA, TARDIS, AND STARSHIP ENTERPRISE

https://fermi.gsfc.nasa.gov/science/con ... zilla.html

https://comicbook.com/anime/2018/10/18/ ... tellation/

http://www.ladbible.com/news/interestin ... a-20181018

https://www.bleedingcool.com/2018/10/18 ... tellation/

Postby **Raga** » October 18th, 2018, 9:12 pm

Alienmorph wrote:Are those your cats' actual names? xD

Though it's technically Sieglinde of Catarina, Cat o' Nein Tails because she's a Manx cat and has no tail.

Postby **Vol** » October 18th, 2018, 11:08 pm

Raga wrote:...Cat o' Nein Tails because she's a Manx cat and has no tail.

Amazing.

Postby **Dragaros** » October 19th, 2018, 10:21 am

https://sauriangame.squarespace.com/blo ... esign-2018

https://www.artstation.com/artwork/lV1KPz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG5sbVN3tI8

Postby **Vol** » October 20th, 2018, 12:02 am

Alright, the first Legacy mission in the new XCOM2 DLC is really fucking hard to hit Gold on. Silver, no problem. Best run was 300 points short of Gold, having no luck getting near it. Trying to work out an optimal advance for each of the 7 maps, when to trigger what, when to use which ability/grenade. Best run was Flawless up until the second to last map, then the last I got fucked with a bad AOE from the first Gatekeeper, who survived my turn with 1 fuckin' HP. But I've got the gas station, graveyard, train yard, barn, and bar all down pat, it's those other 3 that seem too random. I've had the police station go really smooth, or, have every pack triggered on turn 3, and it seems to be a very fine line between them.

Postby **Someone With Mass** » October 20th, 2018, 2:26 pm

Nothing but silver for me. I always got screwed over by explosives or dumb luck. I'm glad they didn't include a bonus for completing gold, because that would have driven me nuts.

Also, playing through XCOM 2 WotC with the classic soundtrack makes it a whole new experience.

Postby **Vol** » October 20th, 2018, 11:30 pm

I can either play carefully, and take no hits, or I can push it, pulling packs as fast as reasonable, but I can't do both, dammit.

Wait, there's no reward for gold whatsoever?

Started a Long War 2 campaign on Legend. I'm down to 1 squad I can even field, and no rookies in the recruit pool. So it is in fact a challenge. Albeit with some frustrating bits, like guys on a roof having a < 30% to hit regular mooks in half-cover, while I can get nailed on high ground, in half-cover, under a smoke grenade, by someone who's flashbanged, at long range, suppressed. Sure, there's always a chance, but man statistics is a bitch.

Postby **Alphyn** » October 21st, 2018, 12:26 am

To everyone who uses Discord in the US:

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Even if you're not from the US it doesn't hurt to send a quick email to opt-out.

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