Politics/Slapfights - Ancient history to modern day!

[TheodoricFriede]

Im sorry but there was never any doubt Clinton would get New York.

Its fucking New York.

Its like thinking Trump will get California. That wont happen.

[Vol]

Oh, sure, she'd get NY no matter what.

[Vol]

Trump's up 132k in Florida, 88% counted.

[Vol]

Connecticut goes for Hillary.

[TheodoricFriede]

Still feeling confident ill win the bet, but its going to be a hell of a dennys dinner if i lose.

[Vol]

Oh I'm spending it on blow and hookers.

[Vol]

Hillary takes New Mexico.

Trump takes the Big Easy.

[Mobius_118]

I don't have enough cancer sticks for this bullshit.

Or enough alcohol.

Before I slip into blatant disregard for anyone, if you voted Republican you're a fucking moron.

I mean...just...kill yourself.

[Vol]

There'll be a dawn tomorrow, Mob.

[Mobius_118]

There'll be a dawn tomorrow, Mob.

Along with a hangover from hell and a 6 mile run.

What else is new?

All I know is that Hillary isn't a fucking witch and Trump is literally going for Hitler.

I don't understand how this is even a debate at this point. Or any point.

[TheodoricFriede]

There'll be a dawn tomorrow, Mob.

I just imagined the sun slowly rising, and an orange sky, except instead of the sun, it was Trumps hair.

[Vol]

Fox predicting Clinton gets Virginia.

[Vol]

Trump takes Montana, ahead in Utah.

Iowa, Nevada, too close to call.

[TheodoricFriede]

If he loses Virginia, i think that may be it.

[Vol]

He wasn't expected to take Virginia.

[TheodoricFriede]

He wasn't expected to take Virginia.

Yeah but he needed it.

[Vol]

He's gotta take a blue state, like MIchigan.

[TheodoricFriede]

I really doubt thats going to happen.

[Croatsky]

Trump won Ohio.

I don't know what to think anymore.

[Riptide]

Nevada, too close to call.

I feel like there's a joker's wild joke in there somewhere. Because gambling.

[Vol]

Fox calling Colorado for Clinton.

Ohio is indeed Trump.

@Rip: I appreciate the spirit of it.

[TheodoricFriede]

I feel like there's a joker's wild joke in there somewhere. Because gambling.

Bet it all on florescent orange.

[Riptide]

I feel like there's a joker's wild joke in there somewhere. Because gambling.

Bet it all on florescent orange.

Or the desert heat baking everyone's brains.

[TheodoricFriede]

If nothing else, this has all be very cathartic. No more speeches, or scandals, or any of that. Just cold hard numbers.

[Vol]

North Carolina called for Trump.

[Vol]

AP calls Florida for Trump.

[Vol]

Hillary takes Cali, thank you Azint. Washington, Hawaii.

Fox confirms Florida for Trump. Idaho too.

[TheodoricFriede]

Hillary takes Cali, thank you Azint. Washington, Hawaii.

Ahhh, my people.

Those were no brainers.

[Vol]

Trump takes Utah.

[Riptide]

Trump takes Utah.

That wasn't a surprise.

[Vol]

The Mormons aren't big on brash New Yorkers, so McMullin had a chance of being a spoiler.

[Vol]

Oregon to Hillary.

[TheodoricFriede]

A few people thought he would be too offensive for Utah to vote for him.

[DarkStorm]

Fucking New York you stupid mother fuckers I thought you were smarter than that. Also sorry I went to play titanfall2.

[RedTracer7]

What world are you living in where New York ever goes red, lol?

[DarkStorm]

What world are you living in where New York ever goes red, lol?

When I scorch the damn earth.

[Vol]

Wisconsin called for Trump.

[TheodoricFriede]

What world are you living in where New York ever goes red, lol?

1858?

[Vol]

Iowa called for Trump too.

[DarkStorm]

And when you forgot NYC is a cancer that is connected to NY state.

[RedTracer7]

The Young Turks are melting down-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZOW_9rVkdo

[Vol]

And there goes Georgia to Trump.

[TheodoricFriede]

Not to belabor a point...

But can you guys believe this shit?

Im still thinking narrow Clinton victory, but holy shit.

[Riptide]

Not to belabor a point...

But can you guys believe this shit?

Im still thinking narrow Clinton victory, but holy shit.

I think below all your bluster, you're an optimist, Theo.

It's why you're perpetually disappointed.

[TheodoricFriede]

I think below all your bluster, you're an optimist, Theo.

I have never been so insulted in all my life.

[Vol]

The Young Turks are melting down-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZOW_9rVkdo

I've been watching them all night. It's great.

Not to belabor a point...

But can you guys believe this shit?

Im still thinking narrow Clinton victory, but holy shit.

She's got a shot for sure.

[RedTracer7]

Feingold is going to lose in WI too, jesus.

[Vol]

Was that a landslide?

[DarkStorm]

blood orange lemonade with fireball whiskey, my body is ready.

[Vol]

http://www.electionreturns.pa.gov/ENR_NEW

Well that's novel.